On the "3/4 of" 12th Day of Blogity

We're going back to pithy title format...
because 9 action-packed, fun-filled posts have been had.
because 9 is a sexy number.
because my RSS Feed looks like the Articles of Confederation.

Ya heard? I'm a Nimrod in the morning:

That's enough to make you stop the presses, I'm sure.
However, I was magically able to redeem my barista composure at work:

We at The CoffeeHouse Co. respect your freedom of coffee customization. If you think a Griffindor should be Cinnamon and Banana instead, we can make that happen. If you want a Ravensclaw frappe, or Hufflepuff french soda , no problem. I'm already concocting potions for our next installment: Harry Potter and the Order of the Latte...how does a Many Flavored cappuccino sound? My boss kicks so much ass. She is even going to let me create a menu of presidential candidates this summer. Now there's even more at stake for the nominees!

You know Mitt Romney wants nothing more than to be immortalized as a foo-foo drink. If that's the case(lets hope it's not), I would love to see his name next to "White Chocolate Lavender Rasberry with Extra Whip and Shprinkles".

Ok, tell ya what. I'm all about democracy.
I will post a list of all our syrups(we have 30+!) here once the candidates are announced, and you guys will get to nominate flavor combinations. Hopefully there will be enough participation to constitute a latte election :)